As the attached picture reveals, The impostor David Kisling was seen for what he really is while visiting Colorado-keep your moose locked up and call
1-900-REAL-DAVE-KISLING or notify us at the MOOSE PROTECTION FOUNDATION: if you spot this faker. Do not approach him under any circumstances- if you are a moose beware, he has been known to have roofies with him. He is known to have associated with moose under the age of 18 and is rumored to be traveling through Colorado with long time friend and associate one William Clinton.